The 25 Squads in the 2013 SMUHA were as follows:
Squad Number, Name, Number in Squad
1. Jarl's Squad - 43 (+6 musicians)
2. The Chick 'n' Dale(s) - 11
3. Cakey Bakey Tarts - 19
4. Da Auld Wansie's - 15
5. Bust a Move - 16
6. Wee R da Cham-Pee-Ons - 12
7. Teddy Bears Pick Nick - 22
8. 50 Shades of Grey (putting the S & M into UHA) - 19
9. (D)ir (N)eigh f(A)st food here! - 20
10. Shooda Gone to (Clives) Specsavers - 20
11. Shaken Not Stirred - 19
12. Mary Poppins, Chim Chim Cheroo - 22
13. Mars Rover - 17
14. Miss Islesburgh - 16
15. Dale's Man Gang Gangbang - 20
16. Oh! Whit a Calamity - 21
17. Rabbits Damned Rabbits! - 14
18. The 'Axe' Factor - 20
19. Nah, Na Na Nah, Na, Na, Nah - 20
20. Rocking All Over the World - 17
21. Fermy's Cyber Totties - 19
22. Geeks 'n' Dolls - 19
23. One Giant Moonwalk for Man Kind - 20
24. Sandwick Gentlemans Club - 17
25. The Great Shetland Brew Off - 20
Total Number of Guizers = 522 (inc. fiddle box carriers)
Total Number of Torch Carriers = 426
All the guizer squads visited all the halls during the evening - the Gulberwick Hall, Cunningsburgh Hall, Sandwick Social Club,
Bigton Hall and the Ness Boating Club.
The Jarl's Squad started at the Gulberwick Hall then visited the Cunningsburgh Hall, Bigton Hall and the Ness Boating Club,
ending the evening at the Sandwick Social Club.
Squad 15 - Dale's Man Gang Gangbang.
Squad 1 - Jarl's Squad - Gulberwick Hall.
Cunningsburgh Hall.
Bigton Hall.
Ness Boating Club.
Sandwick Social Club.
Squad 3 - Cakey Bakey Tarts.
Squad 4 - Da Auld Wansie's.
Squad 7 - Teddy Bears Pick Nick.
Squad 8 - 50 Shades of Grey (putting the S & M into UHA).
Squad 10 - Shooda Gone to (Clives) Specsavers.
Squad 11 - Shaken Not Stirred.
Squad 12 - Mary Poppins, Chim Chim Cheroo.
Squad 13 - Mars Rover.
Squad 14 - Miss Islesburgh.
Squad 15 - Dale's Man Gang Gangbang.
Squad 18 - The 'Axe' Factor.
Squad 19 - Nah, Na Na Nah, Na, Na, Nah.
Squad 20 - Rocking All Over the World.
Squad 21 - Fermy's Cyber Totties.
Squad 23 - One Giant Moonwalk for Man Kind.
Squad 25 - The Great Shetland Brew Off.
Squad 15 - Dale's Man Gang Gangbang at Sandwick Social Club.